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Birthdate 12 July 1962 (which makes me 46)
Birthplace Victoria, Canada
Citizenship Canadian, British and Dutch (yes, all three)
Marital Status Married to Hans Groen (biblically since 1986, legally since 2001; together for over 22 years)
Places I've Lived

Victoria (Saanich), Calgary, Toronto, Amsterdam, Vancouver
see the locations on Google Maps

Education B.Sc. (Computer Science and Mathematics), University of Toronto (Grad 1984)
Languages English, Dutch (but I can order a vodka-tonic in any language)
Interests dance (especially the Dutch IntroDans group, and Les Ballet Trockadero de Monte Carlo)
Hobbies in-line skating, astrophotography
Favourite Urban Centres Amsterdam, Berlin, Edinburgh, London, New York, Pevensey Bay, Urbino
Favourite TV Shows I essentially stopped watching television a few years ago, when I realised it was taking up too much of my life. But my favourite shows were: Star Trek (especially Voyager), Third Rock from the Sun, Black Adder, The Vicar of Dibley, and the early series of French & Saunders. The best comedy ever made is, in my opinion, Yes Minister. When no-one was looking, I liked to watch Touched By An Angel.
Dislikes violence, injustice, hypocrisy, team competition sports, people who think Amsterdam is the capital of Copenhagen, and the Conservative (a.k.a Reform) Party of Canada (which are actually covered by "injustice" and "hypocrisy")
Favourite Actors Matt Damon, Dirk Kummer
Favourite Comedians Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders; Stephen Fry
Favourite Authors E.M. Forster, Oscar Wilde
Favourite Pop New Wave and House in general, Talking Heads, Kate Bush, Marc Almond, M-People, KD Lang, Madonna... oh, the list is too long!
Personal Anthems Make Your Own Kind Of Music (Mama Cass Elliot)
Mixed Up World (Sophie Ellis Bextor)
(If God was) One of Us (Joan Osborne)
Desert Island Music Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto No. 2 in F major
Favourite Bars

ARC in Amsterdam
The Dufferin in Vancouver (sadly, now closed)
Freud’s in London
Las Jornadas on La Gomera
Stiller Don in Berlin

Favourite Drinks Campari-Grapefruit: (adaption of a recipe from Bar Las Jornadas, Valle Gran Rey, La Gomera) Pour 2 shots Campari over a few blocks of ice, and fill with freshly-squeezed grapefruit juice.
Margarita: (recipe from La Margarita in Amsterdam) Combine in a blender: 1 shot each of fresh lemon juice, Rose’s lime cordial and Triple Sec, 2 shots of Jose Cuervo gold tequila and 5 blocks of ice. Serve in a glass with a salted rim.
Long Island Ice Tea: (recipe from Freud’s in London) Combine 1 shot gin, 1 vodka, 1¼ triple sec, ½ white rum, ½ tequila, and ¾ fresh lemon juice in a shaker with ice; shake well; pour into a large glass using a strainer to remove the ice; add coke until the mixture turns the colour of tea; then fill glass with ice; and stir. Amazingly, it tastes like ice tea, but leaves you (almost) too lame to order a second one ;-).
Films I Recommend Lilies
Coming Out
Maurice
Being There
Torch Song Trilogy
Dr. Strangelove
Talented Mr. Ripley
Le Fate Ignoranti
Books I Recommend The Picture of Dorian Gray (Oscar Wilde) 10/10
You Are Not a Stranger Here (Adam Haslett, ISBN 0-099-44364-3) 8/10
Eats, Shoots & Leaves (Lynne Truss, ISBN 1-86197-612-7) 7/10
Birdsong (Sebastian Faulks, ISBN 0-09-938791-3) 8/10
The Future of Freedom (Fareed Zakaria, ISBN 0-393-32487-7) 8/10
Are You Experienced? (William Sutcliffe, ISBN 0-14-027265-8) 8/10

My Life Story

«The Expurgated Version (the one without the gannet)»

I was born in Victoria, on Vancouver Island, Canada; raised in Saanich; and I moved to Toronto at the tender age of 17 to study Computer Science at the University of Toronto. During the summer months, I worked within PetroCanada’s computer department in Calgary; and during the study-year, I worked for the University’s Computer Services department (UTCS). I always planned to move back out west after graduation, but I ended up accepting a job-offer from Concord Scientific Corporation in Downsview, just north of Toronto. Later, I went to work for Hiram Walker Resources (HWR), in downtown Toronto.

In 1986, however, I met Hans, and all my plans changed! Hans was completing his Masters degree in Canada. We met at St. Thomas’s Anglican Church on Huron Street in Toronto. At the same time, HWR was being taken over, so I had five months’ severance pay in my pocket, and with British citizenship, I could live and work anywhere in Europe. When it came time for Hans to return to The Netherlands - only four months after we met - I picked up everything and went with him.

My mom died about six months after I moved to The Netherlands, but the rest of my family - my dad, three brothers, a sister, their spouses and zillions of nephews and nieces (geesh, you’d think my family was a bunch of rabbits!) - still lived on Vancouver Island. With seven weeks vacation in The Netherlands, plus statutory holidays, I managed to visit them about once a year and still have enough time left over for travelling elsewhere. In fact, I saw some of my family more each year than they saw each other.

Speaking of travelling, we especially love the island of La Gomera in the Canary Islands. When not lounging around on beaches, we enjoy cycling vacations, and (rail)road-trips. We’ve gone on two long (800 km) cycling vacations in the South of England, and one in Italy. Italy is one of the most beautiful, and surprisingly rugged, countries in Europe, especially if you get off the usual touristy path as we did by bike. Another great, rugged vacation, was when we walked from the west to the east coast of Scotland, through the Highlands. One of the most memorable railroad-trips we’ve made, was from Amsterdam via Berlin and Prague to Krakow, one of Poland’s jewels: it was, in many respects, a magical and haunting trip back through time.

In The Netherlands, I worked for NCR in various positions, including Developer and Architecture Consultant; then as Development Consultant for Microsoft; then as Manager, Development for Amsterdam Software Consulting. Taking a turn from a commercial to a more public service-oriented career, I then worked as Director of Computer and Network Services for the Academic Medical Centre of Amsterdam (AMC). Fortunately, I still have a good quantity of vacation (six weeks, plus the days between Christmas and New Years, plus 12 statutory holidays) so we can get back to Europe to visit friends and do our clothes shopping, and to La Gomera to escape the grey and damp Vancouver winter.

From 1995 through 2005 in Amsterdam, Hans and I lived in a penthouse flat on an island in the harbour of Amsterdam (see my Materialism Shrine for pictures). We attended the Oude Kerk (Old Church) in the city centre, led at the time by Sytze de Vries, a remarkable minister who has a very rare gift for language and liturgy.

In 2005, we moved to Vancouver, Canada, where we lived for three years. We lived in the area of Vancouver known as Mount Pleasant, facing northwest, overlooking False Creek. We used to attend St. Paul’s Anglican Church of the West End, but the superficiality of sermons and lack of thoughtful discourse in churches here posed quite a problem. I worked at the University of British Columbia (UBC), as Director, IT Infrastructure, and served on the Board of BCNET. I love in-line skating, and in Vancouver, from April through October, I regularly skated to and around the Stanley Park Seawall. I’d go at least twice a week (more often when my schedule allows), skating anywhere from 24 to 51 km at a time; my record was four times around the park, averaging 18 km/h.

In June of 2008, we moved back to Amsterdam. We are currently staying in a temporary apartment until we take possession of our new apartment, located just east of Central Station. I’m looking for work, and in the meantime, we’re just enjoying Amsterdam, and doing some travelling, and I’m doing lots of exercise, including several step-aerobics classes every week. Watch this space for updates!

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Hans and I been together for over 22 years.
He is the sanity in my life, and I am the insanity in his.

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View a video where I morph from age 22 to 38:

I created this morph using two images:
my U of T grad photo (professional, soft-focus)
and a self-portrait (digital camera, flash).



“Quotable Quotes”

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
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Diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell and having them look forward to the journey.
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Diplomacy is like saying “nice doggie, nice doggie” while you search for a big rock.
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Fundamentalism means never having to say “I’m wrong.”
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Common Sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Albert Einstein
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A ‘Freudian slip’ is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.
unknown
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Nobody told me that when I met ‘Mr. Right’, his first name would be “Always.”
Lily Savage
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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Those who have nothing to fear are feared by others.
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Live in a world of “we,” not “me.”
Michael Moore
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Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the
electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
Dick Solomon in “3rd Rock from the Sun”
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It ain’t fashion if it don’t hurt.
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The freedom to leave is the freedom to stay.
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The state has no place in the nation’s bedroom.
Pierre Elliot Trudeau, former (and last great) Prime Minister of Canada
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[H]aving opinions that are different from those of another does not preclude one from being deserving of respect as an individual, because simple tolerance, mere tolerance, is not enough.
Justin Trudeau (son of Pierre Elliot Trudeau)
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Any belief worth having must survive doubt.
unknown
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Never write when you can talk. Never talk when you can nod. And never put anything in an e-mail.
Eliot Spitzer
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The three articles of Civil Service faith:
It takes longer to do things quickly, it’s more expensive to do them cheaply and it’s more democratic to do them in secret.
Jim Hacker in “Yes Minister”
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In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde
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You can’t escape if you’re running from yourself.
U2
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I’d rather people hated me for what I truly am, than liked me for what they think I am.
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<life>is a bitch, and then you</life>
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Ze moeten een brandende poppenwagen je kutwerk binnenrijden.
Gerard Reve
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Islamist democracy: One man, one vote, one time.
Fareed Zakaria
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He who throws mud loses ground.
unknown
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Hate has caused a lot of problems in this world, but it has never solved one yet.
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It has to get really dark before you can see the stars.
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Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
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‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ This is the first and greatest commandment.
And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbour as yourself.’ All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.
Jesus



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